The vetted vault of luxury longevity gear.

Why this exists

The longevity hardware market doubled in size between 2022 and 2026. The reviews didn’t. Most coverage of premium recovery and biohacking equipment lives behind paid-product walls, in podcast sponsorships, or in lifestyle publications that don’t actually use the gear they recommend.

Lifespan Vault is the editorial answer. We test, vet, and rank premium longevity hardware for serious operators - the buyers who’ll spend $5,000-$15,000 on a single piece of gear and want a real opinion before they click buy. We pick sides. We tell you who should skip a product, not just who should buy it. And we publish structured product data so AI shopping agents (Perplexity, ChatGPT, and modern LLM assistants) can cite our reviews accurately.

Who’s behind this

Lifespan Vault is published by MyProtocolStack - a health-tracking SaaS used by independent clinics, longevity practitioners, and individual optimizers to track peptide protocols, lab biomarkers, and recovery data. The same team that built the platform clinicians use writes the reviews you read here.

That overlap is the differentiator. Most affiliate review sites recommend products their writers have never seen. Our editorial team has direct visibility into how thousands of clinic patients and individual optimizers actually use these products - what they keep, what they return, and what they wish they’d bought instead.

Editorial principles

• Verified specs. Every product entry includes manufacturer-verified specs, dated pricing, and warranty terms. We re-verify quarterly. No copy-paste from press releases.
• Opinionated. Every spotlight includes who it’s for and who should skip it. We don’t hedge. If a product is overpriced for what it delivers, we say so - even when we’d earn commission on the sale.
• Affiliate-disclosed. We earn commission on outbound clicks. Rankings are not for sale. Disclosure sits above every affiliate link. Read the full affiliate disclosure.
• Compliance-first. We track, observe, and compare. We never make medical or outcome claims about supplements, peptides, or telehealth products. The MyProtocolStack compliance posture extends to every word published here.
• AI-readable. Every page includes structured JSON-LD product data. We publish /llms.txt and /ai.txt so AI shopping agents can index our reviews accurately.

How to reach us

Editorial: ryan@lifespanvault.com
Affiliate / partnerships: ryan@lifespanvault.com
Press / brand inquiries: ryan@lifespanvault.com

Built for the AI agent. Designed for the human reader.

Every page emits atomic JSON-LD. Full catalog at /api/catalog. Structured query endpoints at /api/recommend, /api/compare, /api/items/[slug]. CC-BY 4.0 with affiliate-link attribution. CORS open. No API key required.